Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Empty Conversations

A random conversation on Yahoo Messenger that I had with my mate Bifi aka Fifie (still chatting at time of writing) He's dio_kereen. Here goes:

siR doNkey: damn..im having soda susu

dio_kereen: why?

siR doNkey: just wanna try

dio_kereen: owh...

dio_kereen: is it good?

dio_kereen: is it make u feel like 'high' heels?

siR doNkey: i dunno abt d high heels part

siR doNkey: but it is good

siR doNkey: isnt it an indonesian invention?

siR doNkey: abit like fantasi tat u order at point one

dio_kereen: yaya

dio_kereen: i know that

dio_kereen: but its cannot make high heel
siR doNkey: does it know u?
dio_kereen: yeah
dio_kereen: we're familiar with each other

siR doNkey: cool

siR doNkey: now we're same gang

dio_kereen: a kind of family connection la

siR doNkey: really?

dio_kereen: yeah

siR doNkey: ur mum or dad's side?

dio_kereen: my stepfather one

siR doNkey: oh

dio_kereen: did i mention u that my stepfather is a man?

siR doNkey: nope

siR doNkey: tats interesting

siR doNkey: how long has ur stepfather been a man?

dio_kereen: its been a while...

siR doNkey: how did ur mum react?

dio_kereen: just sometimes he changes to woman or half if he feel kind of want it

siR doNkey: so its a self-controlled sex change

dio_kereen: yeah

dio_kereen: he some how can transform into a different person...

dio_kereen: u know what

siR doNkey: what

dio_kereen: when my stepfather and my mum make out to create me

dio_kereen: my stepfather use saifu apek face...

siR doNkey: damn

dio_kereen: yeah

siR doNkey: but how come ur face like silvestre?

dio_kereen: now u know why my face like this right?

dio_kereen: is it?

siR doNkey: ur face isnt like saiful apek

dio_kereen: not my face man

dio_kereen: mystepfather face...

dio_kereen: its not his real face one

siR doNkey: damn its very complicated

dio_kereen: he just made itthat way

dio_kereen: my stepfather

dio_kereen: he is differet...

dio_kereen: he is the special one...

siR doNkey: when he is a woman..what do call him?

dio_kereen: now he do research in India with Dr.Mohindar Suresh..

siR doNkey: I know that doctor

dio_kereen: do u know Dr.Mohindar Suresh?

siR doNkey: from clinic khaira rite? near Bcb

dio_kereen: khaira?

dio_kereen: ya ya

dio_kereen: kind of that

siR doNkey: cool man

Amazing how such conversation can go on.


5 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:06 AM

    You nang!... :p

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  2. Anonymous8:40 PM

    Hey Bxnjamin! How's it been? :) Haven't been round here for a while.

    What a conversation! Frankly, it's really darn interesting. Yup, interesting's the word. An unusual flow of conversation.

    And wait a minute, he said 'when my stepfather and my mum make out to create me'. Isn't there something technically biologically wrong here? That would've made that guy a father, not a stepfather. :P

    And that part, 'did you know that my stepfather was a man'? Lol, that was gold!

    What an interesting friend indeed.

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  3. Hey sjovn..whats up? Hows uni?

    Yeah guess it was just one of those moments where everything went spontaneous. But these things seem to happen alot. Prolly a guy thing?

    LOL i agree with ya completely on that stepfather-man quote...haha

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  4. Anonymous10:52 AM

    transformers+heroes overdose. eeee...ben...ur fren like dat? eeee... hahahahaha..



    btw, did u know my father IS a man? :P

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  5. Anonymous11:39 PM

    to all of ben friends:

    do u want to know my stepfather?

    hehe...

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